I really loved Ever After, and I'd love throwing both my guys (Garrus here, and Stannis Baratheon) at her.

If you're unfamiliar with the canons, Garrus is an alien from a society that's based solely on meritocracy (sort of like the Roman Empire), and Stannis is a bitter Lord (not QUITE king yet because I thought I'd shake it up and give him an early canon point for once) whose only "friend" is a smuggler that he knighted (after chopping off his fingers).