an elf walks into a bar, a dwarf laughs and walks under it

[goldsickness]

(I need new jokes.)

HI EVERYONE. My name's Ricks, and I'm slamming right into this game with the grumpiest yet most majestic of dwarves you could ever hope for:



Thorin Oakenshield, from The Hobbit (following movie canon here). Info post on his journal, but he's basically short, grumpy, rough, a little mean at times and generally not very pleasant. Also he trusts none of you least of all those elves walking around the place. Oh yeah, he's Seelie.

As for me, I'm on GMT, and I welcome anyone who'd like to add me on plurk! extreminator
Cheers!

Comments

[warmassummersday]

/dies/ That joke is horribly awesome. XD

Elrond will eventually greet Thorin warmly just as before. Probably.

[goldsickness]

Well Elrond is still one of the most agreeable Elves he's met so far (which isn't to say he likes him a whole lot, but you know. Perspective.)

And thank you, my jokes are all on the same level of ridiculousness. /tips hat

[warmassummersday]

XD He just can't help but tease dwarves okay? And when he gets back from being captured and then 'yelled' at by family...yes. There should be a second meeting.

>D As they should be. I look forward to hearing more.

[goldsickness]

You elves have too much fun teasing dwarves. not cool. 8|

Also I feel like I should let you know that when I look at Elrond's username I always read it as 'warm ass summer day'. Sorry.

[warmassummersday]

It's totally cool. >D

lol Yeah, you don't want to know what I keep mistyping it as sometimes.