an elf walks into a bar, a dwarf laughs and walks under it

[goldsickness]

(I need new jokes.)

HI EVERYONE. My name's Ricks, and I'm slamming right into this game with the grumpiest yet most majestic of dwarves you could ever hope for:



Thorin Oakenshield, from The Hobbit (following movie canon here). Info post on his journal, but he's basically short, grumpy, rough, a little mean at times and generally not very pleasant. Also he trusts none of you least of all those elves walking around the place. Oh yeah, he's Seelie.

As for me, I'm on GMT, and I welcome anyone who'd like to add me on plurk! extreminator
Cheers!

Comments

[bythewaves]

YES A THORIN GOOD
Hiyo! I'm bookworm I have one of the UNseelie elves, this emo one here. He's from a time BEFORE the elf-dwarf fiasco got really nasty (well, except for Doriath, but he had nothing to do with that FOR ONCE) =D Please to be expecting me to collect you on plurk and stalk you all the tolkiens SHALL BE MINE

[goldsickness]

Gotta catch 'em all? :P

GOOD GOD I can already literally hear Thorin rolling his eyes at all the elves (yes, such a thing is possible), and I'm cackling in the face of his suffering.

[bythewaves]

lol yes~

Poor Thorin. I would say they won't cause trouble but... =p

[goldsickness]

He deserves it. He's a stuck up asshole. He'll just have to learn to deal with it and stop being such a jerk. as if ever but one can dream |D

[bythewaves]

There is always hope?? =p Maybe not with the sort of elf cast we've got here XD

[goldsickness]

Maybe... someday, in a distant future... Anything is possible haha

[bythewaves]

the very. very. veeeeerrrrry distant future XD

[goldsickness]

yes. in the meantime you can all enjoy his distrusting and rude ways. i will strive to make him look ridiculous at times for everyone's amusement. ehehehe

[bythewaves]

lol and he can be superior at all the first age elves and their drama =p

[goldsickness]

"SUPERIOR"
from all his less than 5ft of height. Yes.

[bythewaves]

hey hey, one so suitably ~MAJESTIC~ surely does not need HEIGHT to be superior? >3

[goldsickness]

of course not. but i'll be making fun of it from behind the curtain anyway. |D

[bythewaves]

/crying tears of laughter

I will be soooo looking forwards to all of his interactions