excuse you, it's Renly. he always has a peach on him. please watch yourself before I have to call the Kingsguard to behead you for talk of treason and things of unpeachy nature. (excellent, can she also do my homework?)

I am still stuck in the middle of Clash of Kings so YOU ARE THE TRUE KING FOR A LITTLE WHILE LONGER, RENLY. YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO KILL STANNIS WITH A PEACH.