it's not the kingsguard it's the rainbow guard what are you a peasant??? but w/ew/e i do have a peach on me in the other pocket of my coat of course all ready to throw at stannis (who just got accepted mwahsahsahsa
and no she can't ): )

GOOD SHOULD I POISON IT AND STUFF IT IN HIS MOUTH BEFORE HE ENDS ME???