He's a real bastard

[bullhorned]

Hello all. This is Masa and I'm bringing with me Gendry from A Song of Ice and Fire. He's the bastard son of King Robert, though he doesn't know it yet. He's also the nephew of Renly and Stannis, but he doesn't know that either. He also happens to look remarkably similar to Renly (despite what icons might tell you, shhh). Also he's a smith, a knight, and a very frustrated kind of guy who has come to despise highborn people.

Anyway, glad to be here. Feel free to add me on plurk at dammitmasa while I prepare to hit the log!

Last thing, he's from a canon point beyond the show and heavily involved in highly spoiler-y stuff. So for show-watchers out there, you may wanna give me a heads up on his permissions post so I can spare you the horror of future plot twists.

(His thread on the log is here)

Comments

[bruxisms]

/glares forever.

Also aslkdjflasjdlaj I AM SO EXCITED TO PLAY WITH YOUR GENDRY OK.

[bullhorned]

I'm SO excited I already tagged you, so there. UNCLE MANNIS.

But man the moment I saw Stannis and Renly on the reserves I was like, "Yeah okay, I'm totally going for it."

[steeledskin]

get in the car, loser. we're going shopping.

[bullhorned]

But I like my clothes.

[steeledskin]

but on wednesdays we wear pink.

[bullhorned]

:|

[steeledskin]

i don't hate you because you're a bastard. you're a bastard because i hate you.

i can do this all night masa

[bullhorned]

No. No you can't.

[thawing]

oh it's you.

[bullhorned]

Man and here I thought I just got away from you!

[thawing]

I feed off that disillusionment. num num num

[impeaches]

SLAMS INTO YOU NEPHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

woah twinsies :|

I MEAN HI i'm rachel and i play renly you already added me on plurk so high five i'm going to tag you right now heckie

[bullhorned]

I am 1000% down with this plan.

[vazyol]

easily the fave baratheon on muscles alone

Heyyyy I'm Lara, and I play Dany here. You already added me on plurk but I'll get you in the log!! I am super excited for everything, basically.

[bullhorned]

All the real Baratheons are crown stealing jerks. Gendry should be everyone's favorite Baratheon. :|

And I'm glad to meet you! I've been looking forward to playing with a Dany in game. I mean they'e like THIRD COUSINS or second cousins once removed. I have no idea how that works.

[vazyol]

sorry your dad is the worst, man

it is the blood of the dragon regardless!! and her dragons love targaryens, even like 1/16th targaryens and gendry is 1/8th so hollaa

[bullhorned]

He is the absolute worst. Gendry hates him. :|

"Oh."

[merelychewed]

Masa. So we meet again. B[ assuming you even remember me from luceti haha

In any case, as a dragon, I approve of this growing ASoIaF cast.

[bullhorned]

ARE YOU KIDDING of course I remember you. I was super excited when I saw Draco and realized it was you.

But anyway, as a normal human, I greatly disapprove of sassy dragons.

[merelychewed]

OH GOOD. Then hello, it'll be fun to be in a game with you again!

And wow Gendry, don't be so human that way.

[bullhorned]

Yes. And this time we must be in a game together forever. No backsy outsies.

What can I say? He's a bastard.

[merelychewed]

Until the end of tiiiime... wait, that seems really long.

edit: also, adding you back onto plurk, you can't stop me.