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Now that my initial flailing is out of the way... I'm Kalan, and I'm beyond stoked to be here. I'm bringing in two characters who have... very little in common beyond the fact that their names have the same amount of syllables.
The first of these is Garrus Vakarian from the feel-good Bioware space opera video game series Mass Effect. Long story short, he's a former space cop turned space vigilante, turned one of the highest ranking officers in his planet's military. Personality-wise, he'd like you to think he's 100% badass, but the truth is that he's actually a giant dork (who still can pull out the badassery from time to time). He's coming from pretty early on in Mass Effect 3, which means he's just been pulled out of a pretty nasty warzone, so he'll definitely be worrying about a lot of things/people. His app is over here and I'll be throwing him up on the log ASAP.
My second character is Stannis Baratheon from Geroge R R Martin's
Both of them are in the seelie court. You can get in touch with me on plurk over at
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sadly I don't have any good ones for Javik. :'(
or find out if protheans really do eat turian.It's great to (officially) meet you and I just can't wait for the two of them to interact
and for once Garrus can actually call something primative. 8Dgarrus can just stand there and look cool, that's fine with me
We could probably have them meet up at the Station? Javik will at least respond to Garrus if he shows up on the network. And this place is beyond primitive, NOW YOU UNDERSTAND HIS PAIN.