+1 Bloodsucking Jerk

[withbite]

Hi guys. It's Harley (again), and I've come back with one snarky, drunk, charming, slightly homicidal psychopathic vampire. There's a good word in there somewhere. Meet Damon Salvatore, elder of the Salvatore brothers and the one that took to being a vampire way better. Key word here is 'FUN'. Have it. Live it. Love it. I'll be taking him from after the episode "The Rager" (S4E3), so he still wants to leave Mystic Falls because Elena chose his brother over him (again) and he needs to go be hedonistic and live it up and pretend his brother isn't getting his forever happily ever after while he doesn't. Boohoo. He'll be coming back with memories of having been here before and is back in Unseelie, so y'all are old news to him. Pass the fairy wine.

Feel free to PM me on any char journal, or ding me on my plurk, junglewere. I'm always up for any and all chit chat or plans or plotting and Damon will need plenty of donors. >>

Comments

[herotypical]

ummmm.

[withbite]

Shh. How can you resist a hot guy with a teddy bear?



(I really need to get him a teddy bear icon. >>)

[herotypical]

please. teddy bears are so passée. plush piggies are where it's at.

i swear mister gordo is a pig though he doesn't look like it in that picture wow

[withbite]

Are you saying you could turn this down? Really? I dunno, Buffy. I kinda think not.


Hah.

[herotypical]

look it's not her fault she has a low fang tolerance.

baby, she was born this way.

[withbite]

She doesn't seem to have a problem letting vampires impale her with other things. =|

[herotypical]

oh. honey. you must have at least this much soul to get on this ride.

[withbite]

Aww, that's funny. TVD vampires have their souls, boo. He's got all the soul he had as a wee little living lad. So, you know... open the ride, baby.

[herotypical]

doesn't count when you get to turn yer humanity off and on like a leaky faucet, dude.

idk i've never watched tvd i'm just guessing from previous cr

[withbite]

Hey, they can't turn it off and on that easily. That's a big choice, yo. Then they become conscienceless. And it takes a big thing to get them to turn it back on again, so... feel his man pain. He had it off once for a few decades, because that's how long it took him to get his feefees back. AND HE HAD TO DO IT TO BE ABLE TO LEAVE HIS BESTIE AND NOT DIE (cry)

So, you know, he's just one big wounded puppy waiting for some dominating blonde to come along...

[herotypical]

idk buffy likes her men with a little more...active maddening suffering on their conscience. GETTING YOUR FEEFEES BACK FEELS LIKE CHEATING.

(look. she has a problem. she admires the suffering of others. she needs a support group.)

[withbite]

Hey, he suffers. He suffers longtime. No one loves him and he's always the second runner up. His brother made him transition. He pined over a girl for 145 years only to find out she wasn't stuck in a tomb. And then she peed all over his feefees again. Look at all that suffering. So much suffering. And he has to cover it up with sex and booze. God. So much sex and booze.

[typemoonmoon]

What is with all these vampires!!!

Hi, I play a vampire who hunts other vampires down (this girl right here) and an Unseelie tsundere (gandere).

[withbite]

There's nothing wrong with vampires. There will be no hunting of the Salvatore. He's going to be happily boozing it up. Fairy Wine +1.

Hi hi =) I play Stiles/Maleficent too.

[typemoonmoon]

Ooooh yes, then we're already familiar with each other chinhands.

(Teach her how to live and enjoy life, she doesn't know how to)

[withbite]

Clearly he's going to have to have a FUN 101 FOR VAMPIRES class or something.

[died_a_virgin]

Seras needs to meet him and make him wonder how she's survived as a vampire.

[withbite]

He's going to give all these other vampires so many judgmental looks.

[died_a_virgin]

She's used to them. Master gives them all the time. :| They'll need to eventually meet in neutral ground, since Seras is Seelie.

[withbite]

Guess who gives no poops about boundaries and territory?

[died_a_virgin]

Hehe

[scinlae]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

[withbite]

Guuuuuurl, you best be bringing that witchy behind over for him to play with. >>

[wolfskin]

of course i will C: also gonna add you on plurk no choice

[withbite]

Man... I am so literally disappointed right now. I think I'm going to have to just deal with it.

(I also totally want cr with Robb, with both Stiles and Mally. It's happening. You're infected with me now)

[wolfskin]

damn straight

WELL i am okay with this

[withbite]

I'm so okay, I'm a corral.

Get it? No, because I'm lame.

[manipulative]

oh hey, choice #3453853. feed her fish when you come to stalk her, please.

adding you on plurk! ♥

[withbite]

Pff. He's not stalking you, Katherine. He just wants to tear your head off.

Added back ♥