+1 awful brat nobody asked for

[bratking]

Hey there! My name's Cass and I'm brand new to the game, bringing in Joffrey Baratheon, King of Everything, Lord of Too Many Kingdoms, Protector of Stuff, All-Around Douchebag. He's THE KING and he'll remind everyone of that fact at least five hundred times his first day here. He's taken from mid-A Storm of Swords, right after his wedding, and will be terrorizing the Unseelie court with his presence.

I'm excited to play with you all and will post to the into log sometime today. If you ever want to plot or just chat, feel free to hit me up on AIM (VelvetEvoker) or add me on Plurk (velvetevoker)!

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[bullhorned]

I don't even have words. Except I think these two at least count as step-brothers. They'll have to meet face to face one day. Until then, they'll have to bark at each other over the locket.

(In the meantime, I have Ganondorf in the Unseelie court. Maybe he can give him some Tywin-esque tips on being a king.)

[bratking]

Poor Gendry, living with the mistaken thought that he's biologically related to Joffrey.

And yes, Ganondorf! Let's see how long it takes for him to get as fed up with Joffrey as Tywin is...

[scinlae]

i applaud you greatly for playing this little shit.

hi cass, i'm kiku (also new) and i'm playing morgana, who will not listen to his reminders ever. super looking forward to rping with you! and i shall add you on plurk C:

[bratking]

Hi there! Looking forward to RPing with you as well!

And most people probably won't listen to his reminders (including most people from his own canon) but that won't stop him from reminding...

[courtly]

oh god why

[courtly]

jk i love this. i love this so much. IM SO EXCITED.

hello i'm alma and i'll be adding you on plurk HOPE THAT'S OKAY

[bratking]

hey loras as least you're seelie so you don't have to put up with him all the time

and YES THAT'S OKAY

[steeledskin]

SANSA'S WORST NIGHTMARE COMING TRUE....

also hi i'm aly. i also play a british rifleman named richard sharpe. adding you on plurk!

[bratking]

Sansa's real worst nightmare should be if he were here and somehow also in Seelie...That would be most of the cast's worst nightmare, lbr.

Hi!

[steeledskin]

at the moment she's actually stranded not too far from unseelie lands with gendry, so you can be certain a mental meltdown is imminent once she learns he's kicking around. and not...you know...as he's supposed to be.

[foreignaccent]

SCREAMS

whether that's in terror or excitement

who knows

no but really I'm excite. I'm Kate and I play Shae from the tv show and Peeta Mellark from The Hunger Games, both Unseelie. I would love to have cr shenanigans with you if you're game c:

Welcome to the game and I'm gonna add you on plurk! hope that's okay

[bratking]

IT'S EXCITEMENT OF COURSE who wouldn't be excited for Joffrey he's the most noble child that ever lived

Yes I'm game! I'd love to have CR with either of them really (no one tell Joff about the hunger games, he'll think it's a fantastic idea).

[fell_to_hell]

Oh God I have a character with the same user name....

Hello, Cass! I'm Ryuuto, Ryuu for short, and I just play Nico di Angelo of Percy Jackson fame. He's a demigod, son of Hades, and...he's really thankful that the Unseelie get this king lmfao.

[bratking]

WHICH CHARACTER

And hi there, I think most of Seelie will be celebrating the fact that they're not stuck with him, really.

[fell_to_hell]

Edmund Pevensie...brat_king...............

yes well when his last name looks SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE "BRAT"-THEON XD I swear it took me a second to realize there was an 'a' between the 'B' and the 'r.'

[bratking]

LOL well the good news is if Edmund ever met Joffrey he'd feel like ten times less of a brat. Sold your family out for some turkish delight? At least you're not Joffrey.

[fell_to_hell]

jfdksla; omg he'd probably think, "...Wow, not even Eustace was this bad." Ironically going hand in hand with his Voyage of the Dawn Treader user name, plzletmehithim. XD

[kingsdaughter]

I am going to just kind of spaz out over having a Joffrey in a game.

I'm Tori and I play Sigrid, Bard's oldest child in the Hobbit movies. I can't decide if she'd treat Joffrey like an outrageously spoiled stepchild or just keep her distance, but I love me some negative CR.

[bratking]

Hi there!

I love negative CR too and am a huge Hobbit fan, so I'm excited to see how this turns out.

[sundroplet]

[bratking]

hey now you can't hit THE KING with a frying pan!

[sundroplet]

OH YES I CAN TRY NOT TO CRY ABOUT IT

[vazyol]

I AM VERY INTO THIS

also, hi i'm lara! welcome to the game and cast!

[bratking]

I'M INTO IT TOO

Hi there! I'm sure Joff and Dany will be best friends forever. Friendship bracelets everywhere.

[rube]

YELLS A LOT OH MY GOD oh my god hello cass!! i'm bella, it's nice to meet you C:

i play ben hawkins from carnivàle and isaac lahey from teen wolf! they're both in seelie, but i'm sure they'll get a chance to meet some way or another (i'd certainly love it tbh)

my plurk is suspects, so i'm totally gonna be adding you!! C:

[bratking]

Hi, nice to meet you too!

Accepted you on plurk, looking forward to getting CR with you~

[mulletrock]

wow. look this guy would probably even manage to piss dean off. lbr here. but at least their conversations will be beautiful!

[bratking]

beautiful indeed. Hi!

[mulletrock]

zdfglkjashdg perf. i totally forgot about that.

[impeaches]

how could this happen to me i made my mistakes

got nowhere to run

the night goes on

[aliased]

/STABS FOREVER

but hi. i love you for playing him here. i'm laura and i think we've played in games together yesss. my rp memory is awful. i just play arya here.

[mildly]

hello cass! i just added you on plurk (i'm legions) and could not do it fast enough. i'm screaming about this, it's the greatest thing!

margaery's canon point is right before the wedding and i'm just. i can't wait! (oh, i also play steve rogers, who you could use more of in your life, son.) welcome to the game!