did someone order a dragon

[merelychewed]

Hello, fairyland! I'm LA and I'm bringing a massive fire-breathing lizard who may or may not be Sean Connery in with me. Well, ok, ok, his actual name is Draco and he's from a little old movie about knights and doing knightly things called Dragonheart, but still, dat voice.

He's in the Seelie court and I'm very much looking forward to lurking all around the Drabwurld with him. o/

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[teenyoda]

/stares at until his eyes fall out.

[merelychewed]

young man, you appear to have lost your eyes.

[teenyoda]

Dammit. =|

/picks up eyes and gawks from a distance.

[firith]

SWEET VALAR IT'S A DRAGON GET IN THE CART

no but yessss, i have a folder of icons for you as promised!! i'll pop the link here tomorrow when my actual pc has stopped running virus checks and i can get at it SOBS o7

[merelychewed]

...dang kids and all their gosh darn gawking.

[teenyoda]

It's what you get for being a dragon. Or would you prefer a vampire that might want to see what you taste like?

[merelychewed]

TOO LATE THE CART IS ON FIRE

eee icons. I feel I'll need every single angry one just for dealing with Thranduil. shakes the virus check until it stops.

[merelychewed]

See, that's the short way to getting vampire flambe. :|a so I suppose gawking teenagers is better for us all.

[teenyoda]

=D That and the vampire's not in the Seelie court, so...

Gawky teenager it is. Probably one with a lot of questions.

[firith]

D:

i made them a couple of years ago but yes, lots of lovely expressions for you <3 also /CLOSES EARS TO THE FOUL SERPENT'S SPEECH i'm so sorry, draco

[merelychewed]

burn cart burn

And haha, never be sorry. At least not listening means he won't have to deal with Draco mocking him from afar. :U

[consistency]

oh my god.

my reaction. and ned's.

OH MY GOD

( *_* )

[merelychewed]

The answer to them all is magic.

[firith]

if they ever get talking thran will just be like, 'yeah, dragons were bred by the dark lord where i come from, nothing ... per........sonal' >>;

[teenyoda]

That's a cop out answer and you KNOW IT, Dragon.

[merelychewed]

hello ned, make me a giant pie.

i mean

Haha, lots of reactions like that it seems. Hopefully Ned isn't too worried by a massive talking lizard.

[merelychewed]

Perhaps, but can you prove it?

[teenyoda]

You know how I know you're being cryptic and cop outty? Your lips are moving.

[merelychewed]

oh

well

man, dragons get the short end of the stick in every world ever huh. ._.

[merelychewed]

I could move my nostrils instead, but that tends to end in fire.

[firith]

i think a friend of mine might be apping in smaug, potentially? if they do, thran will ... stay behind the nicer dragon WHAT IS HIS LIFE

pls make him go away, draco, pls pls.

[teenyoda]

Rude, dragon.

[consistency]

:c but what kind of pie do u want mister dragon ;_; lmfdslkjfdsf;ldsfld HE CANNOT COOK YOU PEOPLE

/does not know canon obv but is like will u take apple pie instead...

oh no. not too worried......not......too...............okay he'll be pretty worried. lol. more like LKDSJFJDSLFD;SLKFD;SKFD

and then eventually baking you pies every week 8(

[merelychewed]

oh god smaug

dude, thran, that dragon is 50 times his size

he can try but no promises

[merelychewed]

ned.... ned... mutton pie. mutton pie made from mutton, not people.

honestly, he's only chewed on humans a bit, never swallowed!

[merelychewed]

The most rude.

[firith]

suddenly, draco becomes adorable by comparison c:

[vazyol]

DRAGONS

that's it that's all i have to say

i mean hello. I'm Lara and I play Daenerys, Mother of Dragons!! I AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS POTENTIAL CR

[merelychewed]

khaleesiiiii

Hi! I have to +1 that excitement, because I've always wondered how it'd go if Draco met Daenerys! and how pointlessly he'll try to teach her children how to speak dragon...

[merelychewed]

like the little bulldog versus cujo

[orcsurfing]

aaaah aaaaaaaah I'm much excited for this like you wouldn't believe. sob I'm sorry for dropping our test drive thread, but if you'd be interested in continuing it for something in-game, that'd be ace *u* so that babyleaf can befriend a dragon and traumatise dad with it...

Also hi, I'm Blanche and obvs play this sassy elf here!

[notavirtue]

Dragonheart kind of broke my heart when I was eleven, but dang is great to see someone playing Draco! And hello, I'm Fastback and I play a jerk alien named Javik!

[icy]

here you go!! hopefully the link works o7

[merelychewed]

It does! Thank you!

[firith]

np prob, you're very welcome!

[merelychewed]

Hello! /o/

oh legos, falling into all the crowds papa said not to, what a guy.

I would absolutely love to pick our test drive thread up another time! Or even start a whole new one, if you prefer.

[merelychewed]

Dragonheart, more like Brokenheart. The ending. :C

But wow, hello! I'm really glad to see a ME character around! Even though I've yet to finish 3... oops...

[orcsurfing]

\o\

well, if there is one elf to get past any past grudges and hurts, it's Legolas for sure /EYEBALLS HIS EPIC BROMAMCE WITH A DWARF

Aaahhh can't decide haha I will throw him at Draco tomorrow then (got a 14h flight to catch today sob), seeing Draco in the Seelie court will make him much more willing to listen haha so it could go differently! :'>

[notavirtue]

Brokenheart is far more accurate. Now I have to add this to the list of things I've been meaning to rewatch!

I don't think anyone will fault you if you don't finish it haha I've done it three times because I secretly hate myself.

[merelychewed]

True, true, though if you opt for the other thread, just as easy to toss up a log. o7

And yikes, 14hrs... May you survive such a long trip without too much wildly awful jetlag!

[merelychewed]

I know what's coming in 3 and I tried so hard to keep everyone in 2 so 9OAO9

bioware why why

but I'll have to someday because I heard there is going to be a 4.

[orcsurfing]

That could work too, then! I can throw up a log today linking to the test drive since it's my turn to tag you and link you when it's up? Does a few days after the feast but before the event starts works for you?

Haha thanks! It was terrible but I survived! Jet lag thankfully seems to be kind on me.

[merelychewed]

Yep! That would be perfect! And good, good, stay away, jetlag, stay away forever.

[notavirtue]

It took me three tries to get the suicide mission right, Mordin kept dying and I didn't know why and it was unacceptable. And I know what you mean, all that hard work and people still die D:

I've been ignoring announcements about a fourth one. Definitely curious to see what they do, but sorry, Shepard's story is done. Maybe it'll be an Elcor Shakespeare simulator. I'd buy it.

[orcsurfing]

Here we go! Lemme know if that works and all :> WRONG EMOTE

[merelychewed]

They need to make a BLASTO: THE HANAR SPECTRE game, imo.

[notavirtue]

They should cancel work on all current projects right this instant to begin production on that instead. It's a surefire cash cow.