did someone order a dragon

[merelychewed]

Hello, fairyland! I'm LA and I'm bringing a massive fire-breathing lizard who may or may not be Sean Connery in with me. Well, ok, ok, his actual name is Draco and he's from a little old movie about knights and doing knightly things called Dragonheart, but still, dat voice.

He's in the Seelie court and I'm very much looking forward to lurking all around the Drabwurld with him. o/

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[consistency]

:c but what kind of pie do u want mister dragon ;_; lmfdslkjfdsf;ldsfld HE CANNOT COOK YOU PEOPLE

/does not know canon obv but is like will u take apple pie instead...

oh no. not too worried......not......too...............okay he'll be pretty worried. lol. more like LKDSJFJDSLFD;SLKFD;SKFD

and then eventually baking you pies every week 8(

[merelychewed]

ned.... ned... mutton pie. mutton pie made from mutton, not people.

honestly, he's only chewed on humans a bit, never swallowed!