+2 idiots: a misfit and a demigod

[aphrodisiacs]

hello! I'm Jade, and I'm bringing you two sets of dead kids: Alisha Bailey from Misfits and Luke Castellan from Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Alisha's coming in from 3x08, a very sad and depressing time in the canon, and has been placed in the Unseelie Court for killing one too many probation workers. she has the ability to literally put herself in another person's shoes, so if you ever want to get a literal answer to the "Where's Wally?" question, ask her!

Luke's coming in from the end of The Last Olympian and is in the Seelie Court for all of the good he has apparently done during the five years he tried to knock down dad's house because he didn't come to Sunday dinner. Luke's the son of Hermes, the god of thieves and travelling and all the random stuff that no one cares about. he's got a few abilities up his sleeve - thievery, lock manipulation, and really good skills at using Google, and he's an excellent swordsman.

both of these guys are pretty dumb. (if you want to deal with any of their abilities, etc. permissions are up at their journals - especially for Alisha wrt her shoe ability. please wear nice shoes, though.) easiest way to contact me is pippers. can't wait to play with you all! ♥

Comments

[impeaches]

Oh gosh, Alisha <3

Hi, Jade! I'm Rachel and I play Hermione Granger, Renly Baratheon and Marian Hawke (Harry Potter, ASOIAF and Dragon Age 2 respectively) and I can't wait to play with you! ♥ I'm going to slide on over and add you on plurk if that's okay! :3

[aphrodisiacs]

OFF WITH YOUR HEAD, YOUR RENLY USERNAME IS CRACKING ME UP. but, oh, yes, I have to say, rather creepily, so imagine me as Ramsay Bolton, but I love your Hermione username. (more than Renly's, I'm sorry. do I still get a peach?)

just know I'm going to hunt you down like Robert after a boar for some really crazy CR, Rachel.

and, no, it's not, I don't accept usurpers on my plurk list.

[impeaches]

I HONESTLY WENT OUT OF MY WAY TO TRY AND MAKE SOMETHING DUMB AND FITTING AND PEACH RELATED AND I DID IT EVEN THOUGH HE'S NOT EVEN FROM PEACH-TIME i am so glad you approve gosh fhsjdghfgj (please you may have all the peaches you want hermione agrees!!)

pls all the cr yes thank you \o/

AND UM RUDE BACK OFF THERE I WOULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD KING, A TRUE KING!!!!

[aphrodisiacs]

excuse you, it's Renly. he always has a peach on him. please watch yourself before I have to call the Kingsguard to behead you for talk of treason and things of unpeachy nature. (excellent, can she also do my homework?)

I am still stuck in the middle of Clash of Kings so YOU ARE THE TRUE KING FOR A LITTLE WHILE LONGER, RENLY. YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO KILL STANNIS WITH A PEACH.

[impeaches]

it's not the kingsguard it's the rainbow guard what are you a peasant??? but w/ew/e i do have a peach on me in the other pocket of my coat of course all ready to throw at stannis (who just got accepted mwahsahsahsa
and no she can't ): )

GOOD SHOULD I POISON IT AND STUFF IT IN HIS MOUTH BEFORE HE ENDS ME???

[aphrodisiacs]

oops, sorry, I am actually a Lannister despite what all the quizzes say (THEY ARE WRONG ALL OF THEM ARE WRONG). omg we are getting a stannis? I am going to sit here and poppeach while you guys duke it out on who has the biggest peach if you catch my drift.



yes. look, Alisha will even help you. she knows how to dump bodies and totally be not suspicious. SHE HAS EXPERIENCE, HAVE HER RESUME, KICK BRIENNE OFF AS YOUR RAINBOW PEACH CAPTAIN. ALISHA TO THE RESCUE.

[impeaches]

WOW RUDE GET OUT OF MY HOUSE INSTANTLY DISOWNED ONE BILLION YEARS DUNGEON :|

yes we have the most lovely stannis it's awesome they're both before robert and the boar so they're going to be tolerant of one another??? STRANGE TIMES MY FRIEND STRANGE TIMES

... good girl come to the dark-- i mean good side. good kings. yup. all good here. :)

[aphrodisiacs]

what are you speaking of? there was a time where they TOLERATED one another? I don't know if I am prepared for this non-fireworks display. I WASN'T AWARE THEY WERE FACEBOOK FRIENDS ONCE.

good side, excuse. at least Renly lives in a place where the sun exists, unlike Stannis.