fairywoes | +2 idiots: a misfit and a demigod

hello! I'm Jade, and I'm bringing you two sets of dead kids: Alisha Bailey from Misfits and Luke Castellan from Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Alisha's coming in from 3x08, a very sad and depressing time in the canon, and has been placed in the Unseelie Court for killing one too many probation workers. she has the ability to literally put herself in another person's shoes, so if you ever want to get a literal answer to the "Where's Wally?" question, ask her!

Luke's coming in from the end of The Last Olympian and is in the Seelie Court for all of the good he has apparently done during the five years he tried to knock down dad's house because he didn't come to Sunday dinner. Luke's the son of Hermes, the god of thieves and travelling and all the random stuff that no one cares about. he's got a few abilities up his sleeve - thievery, lock manipulation, and really good skills at using Google, and he's an excellent swordsman.

both of these guys are pretty dumb. (if you want to deal with any of their abilities, etc. permissions are up at their journals - especially for Alisha wrt her shoe ability. please wear nice shoes, though.) easiest way to contact me is

pippers. can't wait to play with you all! ♥

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hi new bff and member of team nicno ♥

excuse u

u r excused shadow away now

wooooow FINE i will!!!! >:(

don't let the door hit you on the way out

please close it gently behind you

there is no door, there is only shadow

THWARTED YET AGAIN

VICTORY! SON OF HADES 1, SON OF HERMES 0

hey now says who

i am the vice president of team nico

oh no that little vermin got to you

don't worry, golden retriever, let this son of everything bad save you from the clutches of death and very bad fashion style

I DO NOT HAVE BAD FASHION STYLE

HOW CAN YOU GO WRONG WITH ALL BLACK

BECAUSE ON WEDNESDAYS WE WEAR PINK HOLY HERA NICO

THAT IS A STYX NO ON THE PINK

but you're a regulation hottie, nico

wear the pink you'll be so pretty

i am not i look like a skeleton

and the pink will only make me look worse

pats you really hard on the back

there there, we will go buy you a mchappy meal and the toy will make you happy

stumbles ow ow

but that's for the ghosts....

spoiler

i am a ghost

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hey fuck right off bro that is my new best friend (regardless of what nico says he'll warm up to the idea eventually)

oh no, my poor little golden retriever, he got to you with the cat stuff, didn't he?

LUKE AND JASON ARE GOING TO HAVE THE BEST TIME TOGETHER. luke feels very bad about thalia, please still set up their wedding for them. tru wuv etc.

uhhhh bro idk if anyone's told you what the hunters are all about yet but

let's just say last time jason saw her, thalia was getting pretty friendly with piper

just casually break his heart nbd :'(

goes to cry on nico's bony little shoulder

gross luke

take your river of tears somewhere else

cries into the river styx

blows nose on nico's only jumper

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww get your own jumper luke!!!!!!

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