+ 1 HELLA HANDSOME NERF-HERDER OH YEAH

[wallhanging]

Hi all! This is Crin/Kaldur-mun here bringing in my second baby from "a long ago and and a galaxy far, far away"
(and honestly guys, y'all should all know him. otherwise we should rectify the situation immediately).

He is in the UNSEELIE Court and happens to be just post-finding Vader on Bespin aka 3/4-ish through V: The Empire Strikes Back. So, on that note, while fourth-walling would be hilarious, no spoilers for him, please!

OTHERWISE I'm really excited to have a balanced group in here now. Expect Han to wander about raving at the lack of technology and all the rubes who don't know space travel. (and also probably setting up a smuggling business, whoops)

I'm almost always on plurk at crincakes and you can also PM me on Han's account to get in contact!

Comments

[wallhanging]

whatever the hell you need smuggled, man.


also thanks for the base.

and the caff

[gordianknots]

goddamnit no you're getting your own base.

NEXT DOOR IS FINE JUST

THERE'S NO ROOM FOR A SMUGGLING OPERATION

[wallhanging]

too late.

already picked my favorite cantina table and everything.

deal with it.

[gordianknots]

gon have murderblob kick you out buddy

[wallhanging]

now now, that's hardly necessary.

he's a paying customer, just sittin in a quiet back table doing business and bothering nobody. he'll pay for any messes, promise.

also its not like he's storing the loot at your place or nothin.

[gordianknots]

right the locks are now magic ones

[wallhanging]

he's a smuggler, not a thief :| anymore, leastways

besides, *leans back all smug* with all this subversiveness goin' on you'll need it yourself pretty soonish.

[gordianknots]

--goddamnit han stop having a really valid point.

[wallhanging]

what can he say? he's knows his business. he'll even give you a super discount for being such a pal and letting him sit in your corner table.

[gordianknots]

This is going to go awesomely.

[wallhanging]

we should have been doing shit like this WAY BEFORE NOW

[gordianknots]

we should have but the timing works in our favour a lot more now SO WE GOOD

[wallhanging]

gonna take the world by STORM!

[gordianknots]

or you know bring the mountain down on everyone on a larger scale

[wallhanging]

you say that like it's a bad thing. "rocks fall everyone dies" is a classic

[gordianknots]

casually aims rocks at the monarchs

[wallhanging]

/snork

[gordianknots]

a succession crisis could be fun after this shard war 8D?

[wallhanging]

....actually it'd be pretty hilarious.

I VOLUNTEER JOHN GRIMM + KORRA AND WAVER AS LEADERTRIBUTE

[gordianknots]

mods quick do the monarch have kids we have to know for REVOLUTION

THAT TAKES CARE OF THE UNSEELIE BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SEELIE?

[wallhanging]

hahaha john grimm can do seelie. and unseelie, and all errybody

[gordianknots]

welp then we're in a good place