+ 1 HELLA HANDSOME NERF-HERDER OH YEAH

[wallhanging]

Hi all! This is Crin/Kaldur-mun here bringing in my second baby from "a long ago and and a galaxy far, far away"
(and honestly guys, y'all should all know him. otherwise we should rectify the situation immediately).

He is in the UNSEELIE Court and happens to be just post-finding Vader on Bespin aka 3/4-ish through V: The Empire Strikes Back. So, on that note, while fourth-walling would be hilarious, no spoilers for him, please!

OTHERWISE I'm really excited to have a balanced group in here now. Expect Han to wander about raving at the lack of technology and all the rubes who don't know space travel. (and also probably setting up a smuggling business, whoops)

I'm almost always on plurk at crincakes and you can also PM me on Han's account to get in contact!

Comments

[thebreakingwave]

/touch your butt.

[wallhanging]

/thumps you

watch it, kid can han adopt harry as luke? they are both chosen ones

[thebreakingwave]

I see nothing wrong with this plan. It's sheer elegance in its simplicity.

[wallhanging]

he is gonna collect a whole slew of lukes and chewies to mother and worry over probably.

Stick with Han, kid, he'll hook you up with the best cybernetic eye on the markets

and also drag into the smuggling business.

[gordianknots]

han what the hell are you even going to smuggle


wait no

i don't wanna know

[wallhanging]

whatever the hell you need smuggled, man.


also thanks for the base.

and the caff

[gordianknots]

goddamnit no you're getting your own base.

NEXT DOOR IS FINE JUST

THERE'S NO ROOM FOR A SMUGGLING OPERATION

[wallhanging]

too late.

already picked my favorite cantina table and everything.

deal with it.

[gordianknots]

gon have murderblob kick you out buddy

[enjoymyatelier]

HAN SOLO...... these two will probably never interact and if they do they'll hate each other but I'm just going to gaze appreciatively because holy shit, it's Han Solo.

[wallhanging]

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Yeah they totally would. Han would call him something obnoxious like "Lord Fancy-Britches" and never stop.

but otherwise EEEEEE TY he's newer for me but very vocal. (also i am finally watching your canon and Kayneth wow)

[enjoymyatelier]

Okay I want this then because it would actually be hilarious.

(HAHAHA YES, OH GOD. HOW FAR ARE YOU? HAS THE HOTEL HAPPENED YET.)

[wallhanging]

Han will broad-spectrum insult everyone over the network probably tonight maybe so Lord Fancy-britches should totally harrass him then and it will be the beautiful start of a horrific hateship.

(YES IT HAPPENED I AM ON Ep 10 NOW AND WOW KAYNETH WOW BUT I ALSO FEEL SORRY FOR YOU BECAUSE YOUR FIANCE, MAN)

[notavirtue]

Han, you don't even know how hard it is to find people here that understand spaceships and interstellar travel!! Javik will even try not to be disappointed he's human just because SPACE :D

[wallhanging]

excuse u he is a corellian not a human (yes a human) but SPACE TRAVELLER he has heard rumors of you but to have someone else sane on this backwater planet is a blessing so he'll take it!

why do these people not know that light has a speed and that hopping from star-system to near by star-system in the same galaxy is like puddlejumping, man. han does not understanddddd

[notavirtue]

dude just because javik wasn't born on the prothean homeworld doesn't mean he's not prothean, stop trying to be special. LMAO oh maglor, giving away Javik's life story to random strangers....

Well, the alcohol's not so bad, so they can compare notes about how terrible everything is here, and sorry your gun doesn't work :'(

[wallhanging]

there is no human homeworld tho. and corellians reall are a speshul breed to be sure.

HIS BLASTER HE CRIES OVER IT SO MUCHLY his first boon has to be a lightsaber-equivalent i have spoken. BUT YES good alcohol and notes on how much all these backward tech-phobes suck.

also wow that icon is perfect i cant handle it.

[playmakings]

omf han solo

this is beautiful and you should feel beautiful b/c of it

[wallhanging]

/bows

Of course I am beautiful, my lovely lady, but how can that better serve you?

[shittybirthday]

hellooo, fellow smuggler who is also unseelie

(omg han, tho ♥)

[wallhanging]

hello smuggler. whatcha say we go into business. bros gotta stick together (for profit), y'know how it is.

(eeee i am glad people are excite!)

[mulletrock]

if dean and him aren't bbfls i'll flip tables. :'D

[wallhanging]

they would probably make for good friends, its true

[mulletrock]

dude. needs to happen. lbr here.

[wallhanging]

What court is Dean in? Can han recruit him for a smuggling proposition

Also Dean should totally drop in on his network post and be like "SHIT HAN SOLO IN THE FLESH"