+ 1 HELLA HANDSOME NERF-HERDER OH YEAH

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Hi all! This is Crin/Kaldur-mun here bringing in my second baby from "a long ago and and a galaxy far, far away"
(and honestly guys, y'all should all know him. otherwise we should rectify the situation immediately).

He is in the UNSEELIE Court and happens to be just post-finding Vader on Bespin aka 3/4-ish through V: The Empire Strikes Back. So, on that note, while fourth-walling would be hilarious, no spoilers for him, please!

OTHERWISE I'm really excited to have a balanced group in here now. Expect Han to wander about raving at the lack of technology and all the rubes who don't know space travel. (and also probably setting up a smuggling business, whoops)

I'm almost always on plurk at crincakes and you can also PM me on Han's account to get in contact!

Comments

[notavirtue]

dude just because javik wasn't born on the prothean homeworld doesn't mean he's not prothean, stop trying to be special. LMAO oh maglor, giving away Javik's life story to random strangers....

Well, the alcohol's not so bad, so they can compare notes about how terrible everything is here, and sorry your gun doesn't work :'(

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there is no human homeworld tho. and corellians reall are a speshul breed to be sure.

HIS BLASTER HE CRIES OVER IT SO MUCHLY his first boon has to be a lightsaber-equivalent i have spoken. BUT YES good alcohol and notes on how much all these backward tech-phobes suck.

also wow that icon is perfect i cant handle it.

[notavirtue]

yeah, he's not buying that (even if it is true)

Months later and he's still pissed about his nonfunctional particle rifle. Javik has an open thread in the feast log, or if Han shows up I can tag that, or whatever, but they need to hang out for sure!

it captures Javik's very essence

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I WILL TRY TO HAVE HIM CRASH INTO JAVIK ON THE FEAST LOG BUT ALSO HE WILL PUT UP A NETWORK POST TOMORROW MORNING BEMOANING THE POOR STATE OF SENTIENT SPECIES THAT ARENT SPACE CAPABLE.

han needs something like that only it should say "rubes" or "yolo"

[notavirtue]

EXCELLENT he can count on Javik to back him up when people try to argue! Although Javik did take a star. And now the moon is going to fall out of the sky. And the world is flat. Basically what he's saying is this place sucks.

only if it's run through blingee first B)

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YES. wait what. what? what. IT CANT BE THE ACTUAL MOON. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE DEATH STAR, BUDDY. totally has to be that thing.... right?


part-way covered on that score, just need a blingee runthru

[notavirtue]

Han Yolo oh my god. That is a work of art.

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isn't it? I found it a while ago and was like YES. I KNEW THE DAY ITS USEFULLNES WOULD COME