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[tacticalturtleneck]

Heyoo, my name is Caleb. New here and all that.

For anyone who watches Adult Swim, you probably already know who this is. For everyone who doesn't, this is Sterling Archer from, wow surprise, the series called Archer. He's an unrepentant douchebag with absolutely zero redeeming qualities. Also full of tasteless jokes. Despite all that, he's a top notch special agent and is pretty good with spy stuff. He's also almost always drinking alcohol and generally making himself unwanted around women.

He's also Unseelie.

Also, this intro is pretty bad but I'm always open to talk to. You can find me on plurk at bloodeagles. Just punch me up and we chill.

Comments

[steeledskin]

oh dear lord i cannot begin to express how excited i am about this. archer is one of my all time top favourite characters in a long long time.

okay now that that humiliation is out of the way! hi! i'm aly. i play sansa stark (seelie) and buffy summers (unseelie). just for the pure snark levels i will absolutely be sending buffy in archer's direction at some point because...wow, i wanna watch that hot mess go down.

welcome to the game!

[tacticalturtleneck]

Oh man, that's really asking for fireworks to spill all over, to the general embarrassment of everyone in view.

And hi, thanks!

[herotypical]

you could probably clean up right nice on a betting pool for how soon the first sick burn gets proclaimed.

[tacticalturtleneck]

That depends if the sick burn is actually sick. Because being able to think a lame burn is sick is probably an Archer superpower.

[herotypical]

sadly this seems to be a slayer superpower, too.

or (at the very least) a buffy summers one. what's a good rough'n'tumble without some puns, huh?

[scorchedchivalry]

*PUNCHES*

[tacticalturtleneck]

I said anyone can punch me up. Anyone is not you.

[scorchedchivalry]

I can punch you whenever I want.

[tacticalturtleneck]

Not on Thanksgiving Day.

[scorchedchivalry]

too bad

[gordianknots]

I can't wait to see how Archer adapts to everything, I really can't.

tl;dring: hi, I'm Meg, I play Waver from F/z etc. he will probably spend a lot of time being confused as how Archer functions. But this is apparently true of all Archers he comes into contact with.

[tacticalturtleneck]

Archers are just a class of people who are either concerned with being self-indulgent or simply just hating themselves. Once Waver factors that down, he can probably hate himself for even trying to quantify it.

[gordianknots]

He can't hate himself for being right though. But he can hate that he wasted that much time and effort.

BUT WILL BABU EVER SHOW UP, THAT'S THE REAL QUESTION

[tacticalturtleneck]

No, no one is allowed to let Archer have good things like his best pal.

[gordianknots]

Even for boons?

[tacticalturtleneck]

Even that. The only acceptable Archer app at this point should be Barry.

[gordianknots]

It would be what he deserves, wouldn't it? First faerieland, now Barry.

[tacticalturtleneck]

I suppose no one would really like to put up with his endless stream of bitching if that happened though.

[gordianknots]

No, but Barry would figure out fun and elaborate ways to manipulate the Drabwurld just to get at Archer, and bring everyone else along for the ride. And do we want that?

probably not

/punches

[gandere]

THIS IS NOT THE ARCHER SHE WANTED

(but it's the Archer she deserves)

[tacticalturtleneck]

You act like she's not going to try to order him around anyway!!!!!!!!!!!

[typemoonmoon]

Ordering men around is what my characters do best...

[tacticalturtleneck]

Your reign of terror ends here.

[typemoonmoon]

No.

[tacticalturtleneck]

For some reason, I'm getting flashbacks.

[typemoonmoon]

My characters will always top over your own.

(In their minds)

[tacticalturtleneck]

If it involves actual time spent in bed, I don't think Archer would complain too much.

[parallels]

Archer in Fairy Land is genuinely amazing. I am so excited to see how this goes down.

Anyway, my name is Ru and I play Clara here from Doctor Who and Ellie from The Last of Us. I will definitely be throwing both at Arthur and enjoying any ensuing hilarity.

[tacticalturtleneck]

They're more than welcome to get their daily dose of being mad. I don't know Doctor Who but Archer is not used to hearing backtalk from kids and Ellie is certainly a crash course in that.

[cagedinflesh]

oh my god

hi Caleb it's Kelsey (RUDOLF BACK AT ASGARD, HA...HA......)

I just

oh my god. Good. You would rp him.

[tacticalturtleneck]

lmao

literally everyone says that I'm not even joking.

It's like I'm some kind of a-hole or something HAHAHA

[cagedinflesh]

you're archer, congratulations

[tacticalturtleneck]

sobs to the heavens

[cagedinflesh]

embrace your fate, this was your destiny all along

[rube]

IM SO PUMPED OKAY oh my god so i'm bella annnnnnd i play ben hawkins from carnivàle (seelie) and effy stonem from skins (unseelie) i've already tagged you because i'm so stupid excited about this!!

i'm ~turnt over on plurk, i hope you don't mind me adding you!

[tacticalturtleneck]

/high fives

Also, added back!

[playmakings]

dude i am so fucking pumped oh my god

I mean HELLO! I'm Chasekat, and I play Kelsi from the definitely-not-archer canon high school musical. I cannot freaking wait to stalk Archer's threads, though omg

added you on plurk! I hope that's ok.

[tacticalturtleneck]

It's cool! Adding back now!

[thebreakingwave]

Hello Caleb! I am takhys, a gentle frand, and I play this here unseelie wizard. If you'd like, I'm happy to be friends on plurk and you can find me at bootknife.

Tragically, I've only ever seen one episode of Archer, but I keep meaning to watch the rest. Maybe now I'll hustle my butt and get on that.

Welcome to the game!