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[tacticalturtleneck]

Heyoo, my name is Caleb. New here and all that.

For anyone who watches Adult Swim, you probably already know who this is. For everyone who doesn't, this is Sterling Archer from, wow surprise, the series called Archer. He's an unrepentant douchebag with absolutely zero redeeming qualities. Also full of tasteless jokes. Despite all that, he's a top notch special agent and is pretty good with spy stuff. He's also almost always drinking alcohol and generally making himself unwanted around women.

He's also Unseelie.

Also, this intro is pretty bad but I'm always open to talk to. You can find me on plurk at bloodeagles. Just punch me up and we chill.

Comments

/punches

[gandere]

THIS IS NOT THE ARCHER SHE WANTED

(but it's the Archer she deserves)

[tacticalturtleneck]

You act like she's not going to try to order him around anyway!!!!!!!!!!!

[typemoonmoon]

Ordering men around is what my characters do best...

[tacticalturtleneck]

Your reign of terror ends here.

[typemoonmoon]

No.

[tacticalturtleneck]

For some reason, I'm getting flashbacks.

[typemoonmoon]

My characters will always top over your own.

(In their minds)

[tacticalturtleneck]

If it involves actual time spent in bed, I don't think Archer would complain too much.