an elf walks into a bar, a dwarf laughs and walks under it

[goldsickness]

(I need new jokes.)

HI EVERYONE. My name's Ricks, and I'm slamming right into this game with the grumpiest yet most majestic of dwarves you could ever hope for:



Thorin Oakenshield, from The Hobbit (following movie canon here). Info post on his journal, but he's basically short, grumpy, rough, a little mean at times and generally not very pleasant. Also he trusts none of you least of all those elves walking around the place. Oh yeah, he's Seelie.

As for me, I'm on GMT, and I welcome anyone who'd like to add me on plurk! extreminator
Cheers!

Comments

[goldsickness]

Maybe... someday, in a distant future... Anything is possible haha

[bythewaves]

the very. very. veeeeerrrrry distant future XD

[goldsickness]

yes. in the meantime you can all enjoy his distrusting and rude ways. i will strive to make him look ridiculous at times for everyone's amusement. ehehehe

[bythewaves]

lol and he can be superior at all the first age elves and their drama =p

[goldsickness]

"SUPERIOR"
from all his less than 5ft of height. Yes.

[bythewaves]

hey hey, one so suitably ~MAJESTIC~ surely does not need HEIGHT to be superior? >3

[goldsickness]

of course not. but i'll be making fun of it from behind the curtain anyway. |D

[bythewaves]

/crying tears of laughter

I will be soooo looking forwards to all of his interactions