+2 idiots: a misfit and a demigod

[aphrodisiacs]

hello! I'm Jade, and I'm bringing you two sets of dead kids: Alisha Bailey from Misfits and Luke Castellan from Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Alisha's coming in from 3x08, a very sad and depressing time in the canon, and has been placed in the Unseelie Court for killing one too many probation workers. she has the ability to literally put herself in another person's shoes, so if you ever want to get a literal answer to the "Where's Wally?" question, ask her!

Luke's coming in from the end of The Last Olympian and is in the Seelie Court for all of the good he has apparently done during the five years he tried to knock down dad's house because he didn't come to Sunday dinner. Luke's the son of Hermes, the god of thieves and travelling and all the random stuff that no one cares about. he's got a few abilities up his sleeve - thievery, lock manipulation, and really good skills at using Google, and he's an excellent swordsman.

both of these guys are pretty dumb. (if you want to deal with any of their abilities, etc. permissions are up at their journals - especially for Alisha wrt her shoe ability. please wear nice shoes, though.) easiest way to contact me is pippers. can't wait to play with you all! ♥

Comments

[marred]

*trolls

i take back my compliment, you tasteless son of hades bastard

your golden retriever is mine now

[fell_to_hell]

keep your compliments gosh

hey i have no worries about him since thalia will probably rescue him with all the instincts of a protective electric bear behind her

[marred]

NO THALIA IS TEAM LUKE SHE PROMISED

[fell_to_hell]

SHE'S TEAM BROTHER THAT'S WHAT BEAT THAT LUKE

[marred]

BUT

BUT

HE SAVED HER FROM MONSTERS AND DID THINGS FOR HER

THIS IS NOT THE WAY LOVE GOES, GODS DAMMIT

[fell_to_hell]

BUT NOW SHE'S A HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

NO WUV TWU WUV 4 U

[marred]

fuckin' dawson leery's all up in this joint

[fell_to_hell]

i counter with salem

[marred]

just because i look better pantless #jealous

[oursavinggrace]

excuse you

[marred]

hi new bff and member of team nicno ♥

[fell_to_hell]

excuse u

[marred]

u r excused shadow away now

[fell_to_hell]

wooooow FINE i will!!!! >:(

[marred]

don't let the door hit you on the way out

please close it gently behind you

[fell_to_hell]

there is no door, there is only shadow

[marred]

THWARTED YET AGAIN

[oursavinggrace]

hey now says who

i am the vice president of team nico

[marred]

oh no that little vermin got to you

don't worry, golden retriever, let this son of everything bad save you from the clutches of death and very bad fashion style

[fell_to_hell]

I DO NOT HAVE BAD FASHION STYLE

HOW CAN YOU GO WRONG WITH ALL BLACK

[marred]

BECAUSE ON WEDNESDAYS WE WEAR PINK HOLY HERA NICO

[fell_to_hell]

THAT IS A STYX NO ON THE PINK

[oursavinggrace]

hey fuck right off bro that is my new best friend (regardless of what nico says he'll warm up to the idea eventually)

[marred]

oh no, my poor little golden retriever, he got to you with the cat stuff, didn't he?

LUKE AND JASON ARE GOING TO HAVE THE BEST TIME TOGETHER. luke feels very bad about thalia, please still set up their wedding for them. tru wuv etc.

[oursavinggrace]

uhhhh bro idk if anyone's told you what the hunters are all about yet but

let's just say last time jason saw her, thalia was getting pretty friendly with piper