fairywoes | +2 idiots: a misfit and a demigod

hello! I'm Jade, and I'm bringing you two sets of dead kids: Alisha Bailey from Misfits and Luke Castellan from Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Alisha's coming in from 3x08, a very sad and depressing time in the canon, and has been placed in the Unseelie Court for killing one too many probation workers. she has the ability to literally put herself in another person's shoes, so if you ever want to get a literal answer to the "Where's Wally?" question, ask her!

Luke's coming in from the end of The Last Olympian and is in the Seelie Court for all of the good he has apparently done during the five years he tried to knock down dad's house because he didn't come to Sunday dinner. Luke's the son of Hermes, the god of thieves and travelling and all the random stuff that no one cares about. he's got a few abilities up his sleeve - thievery, lock manipulation, and really good skills at using Google, and he's an excellent swordsman.

both of these guys are pretty dumb. (if you want to deal with any of their abilities, etc. permissions are up at their journals - especially for Alisha wrt her shoe ability. please wear nice shoes, though.) easiest way to contact me is

pippers. can't wait to play with you all! ♥

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wow so uncool bro :(

stabs yours with his sword repeatedly

you're not invited to my xbox parties now

wow sore loser

that's fine, i keep kicking your ass anyway when we do versus gosh

steals one of the toys bianca gave you as revenge

omg i hope percy or jason holds me back b/c you are so super dead when i get my hands on you

hee hee hee try to catch me i have super awesome flying converse shoes!!!!

i will send jason superman grace after you D:< i don't need no flying converses when i got a flying ~~golden retriever~~ demigod on my side!!!

throws a sparkly ball for the flying golden retriever to go fetch

...jason you're so useless gosh

should've aligned yourself with this handsome blonde tbh #regrets

it's either you or the stoll twins at this point jfc

pick the prettier of the two options

you know who that is

flexes muscles

hate you so much luke gods you're an insufferable handsome man B|

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oh uvu

i was expecting you to say the stoll bros were handsome to you, you blessed-with-taste bastard

okay even i know you're slightly better looking

only slightly

i'll still choose the stolls

*trolls

i take back my compliment, you tasteless son of hades bastard

your golden retriever is mine now

keep your compliments gosh

hey i have no worries about him since thalia will probably rescue him with all the instincts of a protective electric bear behind her

NO THALIA IS TEAM LUKE SHE PROMISED

SHE'S TEAM BROTHER THAT'S WHAT BEAT THAT LUKE

BUT

BUT

HE SAVED HER FROM MONSTERS AND DID THINGS FOR HER

THIS IS NOT THE WAY LOVE GOES, GODS DAMMIT

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excuse you

hi new bff and member of team nicno ♥

excuse u

u r excused shadow away now

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hey now says who

i am the vice president of team nico

oh no that little vermin got to you

don't worry, golden retriever, let this son of everything bad save you from the clutches of death and very bad fashion style

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